c/politics · by vegeta@lemmy.world · 264d

Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth's War Crimes - Above the Law

https://abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pentagon-unveils-new-genai-platform-it-immediately-starts-flagging-pete-hegseths-war-crimes/

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17 Comments

vegeta@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 264d (2 replies)

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 22 pts · 264d (1 reply)

Always on point.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 264d

IDK not enough encrusted makeup that looks like the film that forms when you run water from an old house and then let it dry.

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 58 pts · 264d (7 replies)

Good bot.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 22 pts · 264d (5 replies)

And takes control of NORAD

Bad bot!

some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 264d (1 reply)

But points all of NORAD at Pete Hegseth

Good bot!

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 263d

But first throws Pete Hegseth into a hospital full of sick children.

qantravon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 264d (2 replies)

Would you like to play a game?

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 264d

fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 264d

Q, we don't have time for your games!

I grew up with the TNG pinball machine.

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 12 pts · 264d

Just like Grok... was. Neutering of this new source of truth in 3... 2...

zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 264d

“The future of American warfare is here, and it’s spelled AI,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth proclaimed in a testament to the nation’s declining spelling skills.

What a great article.

Randelung@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 264d

I'm sure Muskrat can show them how to correct this insignificant glitch. He's probably already got clearance, after all. 🤮

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 264d

It even comes with a fucking pop up ad:

We want you to us AI!

Shits so fucking ridiculous

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 264d (1 reply)

AI SAID THE FISHERMEN WERE NARCO-TERRORNAUTS

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 264d

Seriously though, I wouldn't put it past them to use the ai as a convenient scapegoat for all the unethical activities they will take.

Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 263d

"Strategic AI chose Liberty over Justice"