c/Memes · by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 252dValid point 249 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 252d
Obligatory video.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 252d
You bring bendy straws to bathrooms 'cause you like the taste of piss
Mr. Griiiinch!
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 252d
If someone could just sing one song about what an utterly terrible person I am, and really drive it home, I might die of happiness.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 252d
I've been gradually_adjusting to the piece of shit you are
Ever since you ran over orphans in your ugly fucking car
You said "All I want for Christmas is a cyber truck in Green,
And for people to know I'm the true orphan crushing machine!"
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d
O shit 🏆
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d
That didn't seem to wipe you off the face of Earth
So I'll try again with something that's just a little worse
You claim you're gradually_adjusting, but let’s be fucking blunt
You’re just a pedestrian-hunting, sharp-edged, shallow little.....god dammit there are a few words even I won't say.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 251d
Wha- you didn't finish the song! I almost came, you 🤬!
cue Looney Tunes outro music
CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 252d
No, some people are just assholes who can't even pretend to be happy. They are a drain and constantly looking for reasons to bitch and never can be happy.
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 251d
Hey. Fuck you I contribute! I'm just not happy!
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 252d
But singing songs about what a piece of shit you are is fun
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 252d
Art imitates life.