c/wikipedia · by lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com · 271d

Defecation postures

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation_postures

Thumbnail: An illustration of a man squatting on the squat toilet.

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silverchase@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 271d

Good shit

DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 271d (6 replies)

Humans mostly use one of two types of defecation postures to defecate: squatting and sitting.

I present to you

Squitting.

Edit: Pooping is more enjoyable when you pull down your pants but AI doesn't know.

motor_spirit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 271d

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SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 4 pts · 271d (3 replies)

I shit in my pants every night.

DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 271d (2 replies)

Do you enjoy the experience?

SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 3 pts · 271d (1 reply)

I cum after so what do you think?

DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 271d

Good for you. In both meanings of the sentence.

nostrauxendar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 268d

"The squits" is English (maybe regional to the Midlands) slang for diarrhoea already lol

kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 271d

Shit content...

rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social · 3 pts · 271d (1 reply)

As a person who has taught others (mostly high school students) how to shit while backpacking, this is missing some of the fun (unrealistic) positions,like hanging from a branch. Or the buddy dump.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 1 pts · 268d

I'm sure the buddy dump is much less interesting than what I imagine from the name alone.