Can't really tell either, would need to see more exhibits to make sure. But one thing is for sure, with a perfect ass like yours you can sit as freaky as you want. 😘
Even though I admit right after waking up it took my brain a second or two to get your limbs into the right order.
I gotta get back to training flexibility - I used to be super bendy but after a bad dislocation I had to stop and so now it's been downgraded to just extra bendy
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Going to be hot to see the outcome of you becoming super bendy again. I'll agree to track your progress selflessly. 😜
But no more dislocations please, that is not the kind of fun pain that we have in mind for you. 😘
29 Comments
FluyOnTheWall@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 259d
As the ancient philosopher Jonathan Davis taught us, freaks come on leashes. Hence, you sit like a normal person.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d
Thank you! Inarguably eloquent defense of my posture!
exception@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 260d
Can't really tell either, would need to see more exhibits to make sure. But one thing is for sure, with a perfect ass like yours you can sit as freaky as you want. 😘
Even though I admit right after waking up it took my brain a second or two to get your limbs into the right order.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 260d
I mean it's not quite as twisty but I do have another pose...!
exception@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 260d
You really are a people pleaser, aren't you? 😍
Twisty or not, this one is breathtaking again. And it tickles my mind, making me wonder how flexible you really can be.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 259d
I gotta get back to training flexibility - I used to be super bendy but after a bad dislocation I had to stop and so now it's been downgraded to just extra bendy
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 258d
Wait.
You're saying words, but my brain is hearing 'I could use a massage from time to time.'
Am I hearing you right, or do I need to refresh my comprehension skills?
exception@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 259d
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Going to be hot to see the outcome of you becoming super bendy again. I'll agree to track your progress selflessly. 😜
But no more dislocations please, that is not the kind of fun pain that we have in mind for you. 😘
deezcashews@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 259d
Those lips 😍
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 259d
Oh no, carcinisation applies to sexy ladies too?
They all eventually become crabs?!
(It is rather amusing how simply black clothes + black background fucks with one's brain)
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
Drake meme: Have crabs? ❌️ / Am crab? ✅️
(There was a tiny bit of editing but yeah, the effect with the fabrics was really fun)
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 259d
... So ...
... do you have any like-minded friends?
=P
bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 259d
No, it’s called a clam bake. A clam bak… oh why do I even try anymore, clams will be crabs in a million years anyway.
StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 259d
Open wide! 100% better than any visit to the dentist.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
Ever seen the documentary film Teeth...?
StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 259d
Goes off to educate himself😁...
Bob71@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 259d
I'm just trying to figure out how you positioned yourself like that...
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 259d
IS2G this is just how I sit normally, I've never thought about it before it was pointed out.
ComradeCockAndSickle@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 260d
Hot 😈
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 260d
Hell yes it is!
(... not sitting like a freak here obviously, it's just a good photo of my ass)
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 260d
It's an exception ass 🤤
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 259d
... If only Kurt Cobain could perhaps have been in your heart shaped box for a week, maybe he'd still be with us today...
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
I doubt even my fine ass could have fixed whatever was wrong with him...
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 259d
... let me just put it this way...
If I ever start a band, I'm gonna name it:
"Courtney Love's Shotgun".
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
Much like a shotgun, that joke has terrible taste.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 259d
... well that particular shotgun certainly does...
StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 259d
That is a damn good photo of your ass, purple knickers included!
jeremysway@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 257d
Perfect package! 🫦
StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 259d
What's not to like?