c/femcelmemes · by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 273dmewwy cwistmas >w< 270 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world
6 Comments
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 27 pts · 273d
You might have misspelled "Satan", he's usually more on board with requests like these
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 273d
Many people don't know this, but Santa is actually the evil version of Satan
reddeadhead@awful.systems · 3 pts · 273d
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 273d
It's for kids who obey their parents, not kids who are good
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 273d
u fool, you can have TWICE the microtransaction if you ask TWICE the money 🤑
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 9 pts · 273d
I want coal!!! Lots of coal! So I can burn ze rich!!!
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 273d
As long as you accept Santa into your heart your past actions don't matter.