Shove it up your cornhole

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 278d

sundray@lemmus.org · 27 pts · 278d (3 replies)

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 278d (1 reply)

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the corn of men fails,

when we forsake our cobs

and break all posts of kernels

but it is not this day. 

An hour of politics and popped comments

when the age of corn comes crashing down, 

but it is not this day!

This day we post corn!!

By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,

I bid you corn, Men of lemmy!!!

MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 278d

Politics is important. If the council of Elrond hadn't talked about politics, they all would have died.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 278d

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 278d (1 reply)

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 277d

hell yeah brother

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 278d (11 replies)

The skibidi toilet of Lemmy.

MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 278d (10 replies)

You're a monotheist? Don't you get lonely with only one god to worship? Who do you worship when your god is busy?

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 278d (9 replies)

He's never busy, he's not constrained to the universe's spacetime like we are, silly goose!

MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 278d (8 replies)

Right, but what about his avatar? Surely his avatar can only be in one place at a time. Who do you worship when your god's avatar is busy helping worshippers in a different country?

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 278d (7 replies)

??? Whose theology are you basing this on? You're giving me this reaction because I said corn posting was Lemmy's skibidi toilet? Being an annoying online atheist hasn't been cool since 2005 and Yahoo answers!

MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 278d (6 replies)

I'm not an atheist, I'm a polytheist. I've met and made friends with lots of gods. I want to know if it's lonely only having one god. I think gods are like boobs: all kinds are nice, and it's good to have variety.

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 278d (5 replies)

Lol, we'll see if your wife agrees. 😅

SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space · 2 pts · 278d

Wife is a human societal construct, but then again so are personalities, as well as gods

MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 278d

Mummy is very nice and lets me date whoever I want as long as she meets them first. Is your partner too possessive to let you date other people?

inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 277d

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d

The internet is for corn

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 276d

Think of al the little cornickles!