Right, but what about his avatar? Surely his avatar can only be in one place at a time. Who do you worship when your god's avatar is busy helping worshippers in a different country?
??? Whose theology are you basing this on? You're giving me this reaction because I said corn posting was Lemmy's skibidi toilet? Being an annoying online atheist hasn't been cool since 2005 and Yahoo answers!
I'm not an atheist, I'm a polytheist. I've met and made friends with lots of gods. I want to know if it's lonely only having one god. I think gods are like boobs: all kinds are nice, and it's good to have variety.
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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 278d
sundray@lemmus.org · 27 pts · 278d
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 278d
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the corn of men fails,
when we forsake our cobs
and break all posts of kernels
but it is not this day.
An hour of politics and popped comments
when the age of corn comes crashing down,
but it is not this day!
This day we post corn!!
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,
I bid you corn, Men of lemmy!!!
MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 278d
Politics is important. If the council of Elrond hadn't talked about politics, they all would have died.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 278d
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 278d
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 277d
hell yeah brother
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 278d
The skibidi toilet of Lemmy.
MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 278d
You're a monotheist? Don't you get lonely with only one god to worship? Who do you worship when your god is busy?
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 278d
He's never busy, he's not constrained to the universe's spacetime like we are, silly goose!
MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 278d
Right, but what about his avatar? Surely his avatar can only be in one place at a time. Who do you worship when your god's avatar is busy helping worshippers in a different country?
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 278d
??? Whose theology are you basing this on? You're giving me this reaction because I said corn posting was Lemmy's skibidi toilet? Being an annoying online atheist hasn't been cool since 2005 and Yahoo answers!
MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 278d
I'm not an atheist, I'm a polytheist. I've met and made friends with lots of gods. I want to know if it's lonely only having one god. I think gods are like boobs: all kinds are nice, and it's good to have variety.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 278d
Lol, we'll see if your wife agrees. 😅
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space · 2 pts · 278d
Wife is a
humansocietal construct, but then again so are personalities, as well as godsMummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 278d
Mummy is very nice and lets me date whoever I want as long as she meets them first. Is your partner too possessive to let you date other people?
inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 277d
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d
The internet is for corn
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 276d
Think of al the little cornickles!