scx_horoscope: Astrological CPU scheduler

"My browser is slow because Venus is in Taurus now"

This joke is taken insanely far

i feel like this should take into account the month when the program was compiled, or at least when its process started.

If I had any close friends who used Linux, I would install this for April fools.

I love this so much!

"In space, no one can hear you schedule."

But they can see your schedule?