I'm just wild like that. I heard that you could make as much as $130 dollars a night and the fact that the working hours are at night time was convenient for me as a student at the time and I took work as a prison guard because I thought it would be an interesting job and the opportunity to be around hot guys all the time wasn't that bad either. Life just takes you odd places sometimes.
Well, there's been lots. I remember this one inmate who was just a very interesting person to talk to. He knew a lot about history and geography and could talk your ears off and early Hollywood. He was a nice guy. Then there was this one inmate who at first seem like a nice, quite old man until I found out he was serving life for murdering seven people. One of which was his own son. I also had another inmate who was one of Anita Cobby's killers. I know another one who was like a GTA character but in real life. I don't want to too much into details but he was a former dirty police officer who was serving time for every crime under the sun. He was well connected to the Australian under world and we would have so many conversations not just about his criminal history but just about his life in general. He died last year. I miss that dude.
31 Comments
nightmare786@leminal.space · 8 pts · 244d
how'd you go from being a stripper to a prison guard?
Muckle@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 244d
I'm just wild like that. I heard that you could make as much as $130 dollars a night and the fact that the working hours are at night time was convenient for me as a student at the time and I took work as a prison guard because I thought it would be an interesting job and the opportunity to be around hot guys all the time wasn't that bad either. Life just takes you odd places sometimes.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 244d
They say everybody has a price. What's yours?
Muckle@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 244d
Judging from my stripper days it'll be $100's a night. Which isn't that bad.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 244d
Nowadays that's downright cheap. You really ought to value yourself more.
Muckle@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 244d
Ahhh, thanks.
Klear@quokk.au · 5 pts · 244d
What would the other guard reply if asked whether this door leads to freedom?
Muckle@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 244d
He would say "you stupid" because there isn't a door only a gate
0ndead@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 244d
Which prison do you work for?
Muckle@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 244d
I don't want to get into too much information as that could lead to me outing myself. Let's just say it's in NSW
0ndead@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 244d
Muckle@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 244d
Your welcome
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 244d
Could you describe the most interesting inmate you've interacted with?
Muckle@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 244d
Well, there's been lots. I remember this one inmate who was just a very interesting person to talk to. He knew a lot about history and geography and could talk your ears off and early Hollywood. He was a nice guy. Then there was this one inmate who at first seem like a nice, quite old man until I found out he was serving life for murdering seven people. One of which was his own son. I also had another inmate who was one of Anita Cobby's killers. I know another one who was like a GTA character but in real life. I don't want to too much into details but he was a former dirty police officer who was serving time for every crime under the sun. He was well connected to the Australian under world and we would have so many conversations not just about his criminal history but just about his life in general. He died last year. I miss that dude.
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 244d
Do you think that Margret thatcher had girl power?
Muckle@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 244d
If that's want you call satan's soul then sure.
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 244d
Do you think she effectively utilized girl power by funneling money to illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?
Muckle@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 244d
Gonna utilized it some way
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in · 2 pts · 244d
What's your opinion on pineapple pizza?
Muckle@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 244d
The sweetness of the pineapple doesn't contrast well with the taste of the pizza
vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 244d
I agreed with you and considered your opinions and life attitude great.. And then you said this
kip@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 244d
what's the best size to value item(s) to fit up the average australian arse?
Muckle@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 244d
Another Australian
kip@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 244d
infinite prisoner problem invented and solved at a stroke
Muckle@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 244d
Fun fact... They already do this
kip@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 244d
fragile world stability confirmed sustainable only because the fractal australian criminal cannot definitionally breach containment
hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 244d
which linux distro do you use?
Muckle@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 227d
All of them in the world
fixmycode@feddit.cl · 1 pts · 243d
weirdest item you've found?
Muckle@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 242d
A pink Buddha statue
0x0@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 243d
What kind of boots do you enjoy the taste of the most and why is it leather?
Muckle@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 227d
Sounds kiki ngl