What Would GOP Jesus Do?

https://clowncrack.com/2025/12/24/what-would-gop-jesus-do/

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Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 248d (5 replies)

I wonder where the whole idea of haloes even came from.

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 248d

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 2 pts · 248d (1 reply)
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Bonus@piefed.social · 1 pts · 248d

He thought they said Son, dawg

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 247d (1 reply)

Like everything else, the Christians stole that from other religions.

Drusas@fedia.io · 1 pts · 241d

You're going to need to be a little more specific.

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 248d (1 reply)

White Jesus is more white than Jesus, everyone knows this. 😔

Bonus@piefed.social · 2 pts · 248d

This is spray-on tan Jesus, of course.