Wilford!

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makyo@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 251d (1 reply)

Diabeetus

DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 251d (7 replies)

I would say hyperglycemia, but we don't know what period of time Bob ate these candy bars. A day? A month? A year?

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 251d (6 replies)

Simultaneously.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 251d (5 replies)

Blocked airway it is.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 251d (2 replies)

"and how did you develop this fetish?"

"uh, well, you aren't going to believe this, but..."

Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 251d (1 reply)

It is a little weird to think about. I know I got my blowjob fetish from challenging myself to deepthroat, and it just took off from that. When you can't breathe because you're swallowing a giant phallus, there's just something divine.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 251d

I have an oral fixation, so I get that.

Also >//> that's rather hot, haha.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 251d (1 reply)

Through his urethra. He is into that.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d

"he [cock] vored those candy bars, just like it was nothing. then he turned to face me..."

AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com · 21 pts · 251d (5 replies)

Since eating too much sugar doesn't cause diabetes I'm gonna go with a stomach ache.

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 251d (4 replies)
Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 251d

But even that isn't a good breakdown of the knowledge we have. Having wild intakes of high glycemic foods causes metabolic changes over time that do contribute to type 2 diabetes development.

AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 251d

Correct. The important thing here is the difference between cause and factor.

blarghly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 251d (1 reply)

This is good info. But wtf happened to the writing style. Went from informed medical professional to internet shit talker, like, instantaneously

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 251d

I'm sorry, that is Canada for you.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 251d

Probably a talking-to from his dentist.

Mellow12@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d (1 reply)

Have my upvote. Do your knees hurt?

runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 251d

knees are still okay, but the back needs some serious maintenance.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 251d

Slow kid in the back: cavities?