That's why you get nothing

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6 Comments

NotMVD@lemmynsfw.com · 15 pts · 234d

Greed of biblical proportions

Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org · 9 pts · 234d (1 reply)

Santa simply doesn't like to share.

Hyperrealism@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 233d

A fact that many men simply aren't prepared to accept, but plenty of women genuinely find Santa sexy.

Plenty of Santa erotica too.

Bhaelfur@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 234d

Start at your mom's house, Santa!

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 234d

Do you want like... Street addresses? I know where to start.

sefra1@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 233d

Awww, a truck full of doggies, how cute.