c/lemmyshitpost · by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 246d

Just act normal

363 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world

20 Comments

MigratingApe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 117 pts · 246d (6 replies)

The irresistible urge to lick off this one small drop of coffee slowly gliding down on cup’s wall

EpeeGnome@feddit.online · 79 pts · 246d (2 replies)

Go ahead, no one will notice. No one will immortalize it on camera to be viewed across the internet. It'll be fine.

Impound4017@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 245d (1 reply)

It’s not the licking that’s the problem. A small little lick would go unnoticed. Utilizing 110% of the surface area to maximally tongue fuck the cup’s exterior, though? You’re just begging to get memed.

MigratingApe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 245d

She wanted to also get the trail :p

danc4498@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 246d (2 replies)

It’s not that I want to do it. I just don’t want the coffee to drip onto the table.

WarTowel@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 246d (1 reply)

I want to do it. I don't care who sees.

danc4498@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 246d

Sounds like this meme is you

lefaucet@slrpnk.net · 23 pts · 246d

Thank you for this quality shitpost, SatansMaggotyCumFart. This is precisely what I came here for

4grams@awful.systems · 17 pts · 245d (1 reply)

OMG, I do this when a drop is about to spill, it’s reflex, Can’t help it. But I’m always terrified someone will see me being so weird.

Glad to know I’m not alone I guess.

MCTamTam@feddit.org · 6 pts · 244d

At least we are 3 now.

CameronDev@programming.dev · 15 pts · 246d

I love a good morning c̸͎͚̫̺͒̇̾̓e̷̤̦͘r̸̳̞̖͜͝ȁ̴̙̅̈͌̏m̵̰͓̹͊̈́̾͌͘i̵͔̎c̴̥̙̖͛͜

stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 246d

She is using some subtle signals

Ininewcrow@piefed.ca · 9 pts · 246d

Looks like she's got a drinking problem

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 246d

We made you some coffee, Carol.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 246d

When the acid kicks in while you're still at work.

DarkSurferZA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 246d (1 reply)

I dunno what she's drinking, but it's probably not tea...

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 244d

clearly it's the evidence.

bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 245d (2 replies)

I'm just here wondering why she has extra fingers.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 245d

Some of those belong to the person in the background.

EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 244d

And a different color! Almost like they belong to the person behind her!