my wife is misandrist at me for having stinky farts but if i say anything about her rancid farts she makes me sleep on the couch

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fediverse_fremont@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 249d (3 replies)

omg dont get me started on why its MY responsibility to both NOT piss on the toilet seat but aslo to put the seat back down when i'm done. like dam I only use it sometimes anyway, why are women forcing us to do labor so their lazy asses can just sit there for a little tinkle. It's not my fault they're too lazy to just LOOK before they fall in. I sit too sometimes and I've never just fallen into the toilet on accident

how about they start to put the lid back up when theyre done so i don't piss all over it in the dark?

Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d (1 reply)

Life pro tip: piss in the sink. That way you can leave the seat down and never worry about it.

fediverse_fremont@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d

last time i did that i got fired from IHOP

ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d

not only are they too lazy to look but also too lazy to simply stand to pee