You never understood why they all sat on the same side, till now

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DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 257d (1 reply)

They were watching the football game

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 257d

At the time, wrestling and fight matches were very popular in the Roman Empire, so if they were watching anything it was WCW.

Kinda reframes the whole vibe of that moment.

“I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BRUTAL TAKE DOWN!”

Jesus: “This bread is my body.”

Simon: “The fuck, dude are you even watching?”

“AND HERE COMES HERMES WITH A LARGE VASE!”

Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 257d (3 replies)

Best to not have your back to any of your apostles. You never know when one will stab you in the back.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 257d (2 replies)

So, ideally, they'd be on the other side of the table, where you can see them better?

Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 257d (1 reply)

He just went to that side so da Vinci could take the photo.

XTL@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 257d

He also knew who and when, so it was safe.

Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 257d (1 reply)

Come on its obvious, "let's all pose for a picture " ...

coolman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 257d

28 because they don't use the end spots either

FatTony@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 257d

That was just for the painting shoot, stupid. /s

visnudeva@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 256d

Because it was a sitcom

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 257d (1 reply)

They could be watching a show.

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 257d

Magdalene was shakin' it on the main stage

halfapage@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 257d
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Gork@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 257d

Ah yes, a table long enough for Putin.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 3 pts · 257d

The world's first panorama. Da Vinci was just setting up a scene like in That 70's Show, but people didn't get it so he redid the bottom as a full table.

Whelks_chance@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 257d

I'm gonna do a big arm thing.

Eddie Izzard did a whole bit on it.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 256d

Needs more jpeg