c/memes · by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 255d

Relax your sphincter.

265 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world

20 Comments

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 255d (8 replies)

Everything reminds me of her.

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 16 pts · 255d (7 replies)

::: spoiler NSFW, viewers discretion is advised. :::

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 15 pts · 255d (3 replies)

Is that soft serve being placed in the cavity of a roast chicken?

I am incredibly erect right now from the sight and the thoughts.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 8 pts · 255d

Selecting the soft serve carcass over the pumpkussy boggles my mind.

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d (1 reply)

Is that soft serve being placed in the cavity of a roast chicken?

I legit thought the same thing and I can’t imagine anything else. What goes into a chicken cavity that looks like that? Only other thing I can think of is (Crelm) toothpaste.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 255d

I’ve seen similar sour cream dispensers but that raises more questions.

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 255d

Needs a very small round, brown pillow for effect..

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d

I live kinda near that top left pic I think. Might be more than 1 but we have those exact things near Stockton California

BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 255d

Everything reminds me of her!

db2@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 255d (1 reply)

Donald Trump's mouth?

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 7 pts · 255d

We have a winner!

The rest, yes thanks for showing up but you can leave now!

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 255d (1 reply)

JD Vance is knocking on your door

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 9 pts · 255d

No more lollipops!

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 254d (1 reply)

They appear to be assholes, but are actually soft and supportive?

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 3 pts · 254d

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 255d

I can't decide whether that's incredibly unfortunate design or not. Depends on the kind of household one is running, I guess.

sramder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d

All ass, no ⛳️

tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 255d

I need to get me one of these couch sphincters.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 254d

I've interacted with a few this week, and not in the way that I like.

notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d

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bananaa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d

Anyone else see Shai-Hulud?