c/dadjokes · by zerosignal@lemmy.world · 2ywhat do you call a water-skiing man with no arms and no legs? Skip 52 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
Melkath@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, lying in front of the door?
Matt.
ohmesocorny@discuss.online · 8 pts · 2y
Likewise...
What do you call a man swimming with no arms, no legs?
Clever dick.
dan@lemmy.fdr8.us · 5 pts · 2y
Wrong, that's Bob.
What do you call the same man in the hot tub?
Stew.
qprimed@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
floating would be Bob.
actually swimming under propulsion... thats pretty clever, right?
Creazle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
What do you call such a man that isn't being pulled by a boat?
Bob
ramble81@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art
LostGuide@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs?
Whatever you want. He's not going to come anyways.
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
What do you call a man in the water with no arms and no legs, no boat and no other ability to swim or float?
dan@lemmy.fdr8.us · 2 pts · 2y
The same man in a pile of leaves?
Russel.