A new, ridiculously slippery toilet bowl could keep poop from sticking, scientists report

https://www.livescience.com/chemistry/a-new-ridiculously-slippery-toilet-bowl-could-keep-poop-from-sticking-scientists-report

An incredibly slippery 3D-printed toilet doesn't get dirty and requires less water to flush than a typical one, scientists say. Could cleaning toilets become a chore of the past?

Right now, the concept is just a prototype, but researchers are working on ways to eventually bring this clever chemistry to market. So far, the researchers have printed only a tiny model of the toilet that stands about one-fifth the height of a typical porcelain throne, and they tested its slickness by exposing its surface to yogurt, honey, starchy gel and fake poop, not the real stuff.

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Chronographs@lemmy.zip · 43 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Let me guess, is it made out of some kind of polymer that will dump more microplastics into the water supply?

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 17 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Nope!

They just get straight into your butt.

bob_wiley@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
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Wooshock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y

Sounds like a super bowl!

who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

What about the smell?! You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch!

walrusintraining@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (8 replies)

They’re gonna need to make the hole bigger if I have any chance of using it

CheddahBiscuit@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3y (6 replies)

You just need the poop knife!

snooggums@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (3 replies)

A poop spear would be preferable.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Wouldn't a spoon be ideal? Possibly a spork?

Ado@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

One of those potato mashers

snooggums@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Dull tools aren't going to work!

betweenthesixes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Even if no one else does, I appreciate seeing the reference here!

shobhitg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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gallowshumor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

It's a joke hole that's just for farts.

rebul@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Technology stealing my job.

AstralPath@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y

Best headline ever.

doofusmagoo@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

3D-printed abrasion-resistant super-slippery flush toilet, or ARSFT

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Why is it magic?

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

because of the wizard?