Always be stealing from employers. They steal the excess value of your labor. Poop on the clock. Take a stapler home. Sleep when the boss isn't around.
Fyi, if you just stop responding and keep all their hardware when they lock you out of your office instantly, thus preventing you from returning said hardware (and claiming your thrift store jacket from your office), there's not really much they can do. You tried! Probably best to just sell it, surely someone needs all this photo equipment!?
17 Comments
renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 42 pts · 233d
They can sharehold deez nuts.
Baaron87@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 233d
Ha, gottem’
fdnomad@programming.dev · 26 pts · 233d
Are my shareholders providing enough value to me?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 233d
RustyShackleford@programming.dev · 5 pts · 233d
A resounding no.
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 233d
No, I am costing shareholders money and I will continue to do so until they fire me.
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 233d
The drain on shareholder value will continue until renumeration increases.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 233d
Always be stealing from employers. They steal the excess value of your labor. Poop on the clock. Take a stapler home. Sleep when the boss isn't around.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 233d
Fyi, if you just stop responding and keep all their hardware when they lock you out of your office instantly, thus preventing you from returning said hardware (and claiming your thrift store jacket from your office), there's not really much they can do. You tried! Probably best to just sell it, surely someone needs all this photo equipment!?
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 233d
No, no I am not and lets keep it that way.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 233d
I ask myself this everyday. And if I find that the answer is yes I slow it down
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 7 pts · 233d
In an infinite growth paradigm, no. You/we can never provide enough profit for the shareholders.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 233d
I have a motivational poster with this one it above my bed so it’s the first thing I see everyday and the last.
I can honestly tell myself yes I am but I can do better tomorrow.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 233d
Whilest I don't work for an openly traded company, I DO work for a non profit that's in like 3 billionaires back pockets....so....what ya gonna do....
Avicenna@programming.dev · 3 pts · 232d
I think of the shareholders everyday
Nanook@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 233d
Memelord
Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 232d
greencactus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 229d
Finally you ask the right questions! Now get back to work, I need my new yacht.