The man taking over the Large Hadron Collider – only to switch it off
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/dec/31/large-hadron-collider-head-of-cern-mark-thomson
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/dec/31/large-hadron-collider-head-of-cern-mark-thomson
7 Comments
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 241d
Title is a bit click-baity and misleading. (Not the fault of OP though.)
In the article itself:
So it will come back online. It'll just take a while.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 241d
Oh fuck remember turning it on spun us into this worse time line. What the fuck will happen with turning it off?
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 13 pts · 241d
Probably induce a bit of a wobble.
We’d have to turn it on but in the other direction to maybe revert everything.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 241d
Trillions of dollar flowing to the usual suspects.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 241d
That’s a new habit for The Guardian.
I mean, it works. I can hardly blame them with how fast the internet is deteriorating. But still.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 241d
It be worth mentioning that they shut it down for an "upgrade".
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -11 pts · 241d
Cool, shut down this indulgent, privileged grift. Use that money for something worthwhile.
I guess an "upgrade" is better than building another one...