Chicken Soup for the Stroll

i recommend always stocking a bit on durables, you never know when you'll need them.

for example, the other day i went grocery shopping the supermarket had closed because i forgot it's holiday. good thing i had food stocked up for such cases.

How ridiculous. Just keep a knife in your handbag at all times.

"This is soup, for my family"

Cans in a bag are going to have too much of a wind up time to be a good defense utility

Always picking up some cans of black beans. Doubles as a hit of protein whenever needed to swing those bags harder.

reminds me of this scene from after life.

Undress take a shit and start acting like monkey even the most deranged robber would be put off.

Here's my can

Cans aren't gonna do shit against a feral crackhead, I recommend hollow points.