People are soup since they are mostly liquid with a meat base

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ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Wouldn't that be a stew since we're also thickened with fat?

FizzlePopBerryTwist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Sounds like a question for Zuno-sama

s20@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Nah, we're too thick to be soup. We're clearly stew.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Nah, we're quite liquid on the inside. More like puff pastries.

s20@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Do you mean to say that we're all danish?

Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Meat danish, you may say.

BobbyBandwidth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I would say more like soup dumplings

Skuldug@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

More like a dumpling is where I went too!

Airazz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Are cucumbers a vegan soup?

lightingnerd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

A better question to ask is if a person is made entirely of what they eat, and the person only ate vegan meals, then would that person's flesh not also be a vegan meal?

Airazz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Yes, therefore steak is vegan.

lightingnerd@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Class, today we have learned that human steak is a healthy vegan option.

redhydride@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

What about tomatoes?

nomecks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I'm a blob of electric meat piloting a bone mech with meat armor

Seven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

*watered fat, the human brain is a quirky butter sponge

Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

And a hose connecting your lips to your butthole

SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Thanks, I hate it.

4am@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

“How to Serve Man”

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 3y

It's a cook book!

sneakyninjapants@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

Mmmmm bagged is my favorite way to enjoy prion stew

TPMJB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Meh, only the crew of the Titan sub are soup at this point.

blueskiesoc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Eww.

PaxSapien@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

The Soylent was within us all along~

FranklinsBeard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

I can only agree lmao. I wonder what Plato would think?

RxILZ@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

With a delicious bacteria broth

Annoyed_Crabby@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Uncook soup mmm

PhantomAudio@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

this is something random my wife would say to me to see my very logical brain explode

Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Your body is a sack of soup surrounding a tube.

expatriado@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

was this post inspired by the submarine's implosion?

FizzlePopBerryTwist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

No this was posted BEFORE I found out about that. Also, yikes.