c/showerthoughts · by FizzlePopBerryTwist@lemmy.world · 3yPeople are soup since they are mostly liquid with a meat base 245 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 3y
Wouldn't that be a stew since we're also thickened with fat?
FizzlePopBerryTwist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Sounds like a question for Zuno-sama
s20@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 3y
Nah, we're too thick to be soup. We're clearly stew.
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Nah, we're quite liquid on the inside. More like puff pastries.
s20@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Do you mean to say that we're all danish?
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Meat danish, you may say.
BobbyBandwidth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
I would say more like soup dumplings
Skuldug@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
More like a dumpling is where I went too!
Airazz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Are cucumbers a vegan soup?
lightingnerd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
A better question to ask is if a person is made entirely of what they eat, and the person only ate vegan meals, then would that person's flesh not also be a vegan meal?
Airazz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Yes, therefore steak is vegan.
lightingnerd@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Class, today we have learned that human steak is a healthy vegan option.
redhydride@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
What about tomatoes?
nomecks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
I'm a blob of electric meat piloting a bone mech with meat armor
Seven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
*watered fat, the human brain is a quirky butter sponge
Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
And a hose connecting your lips to your butthole
SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Thanks, I hate it.
4am@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
“How to Serve Man”
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 3y
It's a cook book!
sneakyninjapants@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
Mmmmm bagged is my favorite way to enjoy prion stew
TPMJB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Meh, only the crew of the Titan sub are soup at this point.
blueskiesoc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Eww.
PaxSapien@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
The Soylent was within us all along~
FranklinsBeard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
I can only agree lmao. I wonder what Plato would think?
RxILZ@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
With a delicious bacteria broth
Annoyed_Crabby@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Uncook soup mmm
PhantomAudio@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
this is something random my wife would say to me to see my very logical brain explode
Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Your body is a sack of soup surrounding a tube.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
was this post inspired by the submarine's implosion?
FizzlePopBerryTwist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
No this was posted BEFORE I found out about that. Also, yikes.