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c/theonion · by NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 230d

ICE Accidentally Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela

https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/ice-accidentally-sends-maduro-back-to-venezuela/

I live in Venezuela I'm terrified about what's to come, but this really gave me a chuckle.

(Although realistically, they would sent him to El Salvador instead)
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 230d

That is the best laugh I’m going to have this week. Wow.

morphballganon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 230d

More likely they'd send him somewhere unrelated like Mexico or Barbados

SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 230d

Maduro and Trump are friends

Maduro gets to escape his country and save face instead of being assassinated or executed.

Trump gets to manufacture a conflict so he can start martial law and become a dictator, and to distract from us learning he came inside little girls.