rules of the pirate code

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T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 242d (4 replies)

Even those toys?

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 242d (3 replies)

Especially those toys

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 242d (2 replies)

Too bad you can't play with my transformers! You can have my old butt plug

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 242d (1 reply)

I was hoping for a dragon dildo, but will take you up on your offer. Thanks!

In return, you can have my Tow Mater fleshlight

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 242d

Deal!

MBech@feddit.dk · 14 pts · 242d (2 replies)

The first rule is: "A good pirate never takes another person's property"?

optissima@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 242d

It's "never make another pirate cry"

morto@piefed.social · 4 pts · 242d

And remember: corporations aren't people

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 242d

Motherfucker are you going to skip every multiple of 3 this is going to drive me crazy.

balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 242d (1 reply)

I would like some lemons/limes please

snooggums@piefed.world · 3 pts · 242d

Let me go check my lemon tree, it has been 5 minutes since we looked at it.

javiwhite@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 241d

Spotify migration to self hosting:
1 - download spotdl, to download your Spotify songs.
2 - setup a navidrome docker container to host them on your own server.
3 - download ultrasonic on devices you want to stream from.

Now you have a single place you need to upload your new music, and all devices will sync. Ultrasonic has local caching too, so no need for a constant connection. Enjoy.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 242d

The first rule of the pirate code is don’t talk about the pirate code. Yo ho ho! 🏴‍☠️

KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 241d

Where is the rule 5 and 6? I don't want to be naughty