Once Trump steals Greenland he is going to look at a map with the mercator projection of Greenland, Alaska and the continental united states and he will think ‘Canada is just right there in the middle; wouldn’t it be beautiful if they were all the united states.’ He will then commence serious moves to take Canada.
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T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 219d
And he can kiss my entire asshole
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 219d
Fully agree. It’s just that toddler in chief has a really simple mind that’s easy to read.
JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 219d
I'd like to think that's a pretty big assumption that he'll be successful in taking Greenland. I don't think they'll be able to pull it off.
blarghly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 219d
Mark my words - you're an idiot if you think taking Greenland is actually gonna happen
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 219d
Europe and America’s own institutions have been feckless in preventing Trump’s blatant illegality. I think it better to ask what going to stop trump from taking Greenland.
Skyrmir@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 219d
He's not going to be able to steal it. If he wants to buy it, the cost would be in the 2 to 10 trillion range. Anything less would be Denmark shooting themselves in the face. And even with all their friends wealth plus what they've stolen, they can't afford it.