c/asklemmynsfw · by pm_uneven_labia@lemmynsfw.com · 241d

What's the best way to simulate eating pussy? NSFW

I have one of those silicone strokers that has a labia at the entrance. Every time I use it I give it a little kiss on the clit, but obviously it doesn't taste good since it's just silicone. Is there a toy or something that's designed to actually taste like pussy?

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SarahFromOz@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 241d (2 replies)

There are no hot singles in your area OP?

lightbites@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 241d

There are hot single bots for sure.

pm_uneven_labia@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 241d

I am multiple degrees of down bad. GenZ "dating" is a cruel joke. I must make it on my own.

myrowathay@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 241d

"She had the smell of a brand-new car, and that's about the finest smell in the world. Except maybe for pussy."

— Christine, Stephen King

Skanky@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 241d (4 replies)

Whatever company decides to develop this, I volunteer to do the field research.

In all seriousness though, how would someone decide on what this smell would actually be? Every woman has their own distinct scent and flavor.

pm_uneven_labia@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 241d (3 replies)

I imagine it like just different flavors. Like there'd be Skanky Sally with some rotten fish aftertaste, Freshman Francine who tastes like cheap perfume, etc. and the boys could compare which flavor they like the most as if it were an energy drink.

Skanky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 241d (2 replies)

Ok that makes sense. I like where this is going.

pm_uneven_labia@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 241d (1 reply)

...and I want one that tastes like ass too >:)

DavidDoesLemmy@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 238d

You can taste your own ass pretty easily if you want to taste ass

lightbites@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 241d

I don't think there's any toy that can taste like pussy right now. Maybe there is some Japanese lube which gets close to smell and taste, but the material of the toy itself will always feel off. There probably are some DIY projects to make it a bit closer, but I haven't looked into that.

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 241d

I'm surprised that some company that sells dildoes etc hasn't started selling room sprays that smell like pussy.

ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 241d

I've never found any toy or lube that comes even close 😢

prac@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 241d

Doesn’t have single in your area?

deezcashews@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 241d (1 reply)

Have you tried that gweneth paltrow candle

pm_uneven_labia@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 241d

Hmm it appears to be discontinued. Also since it's a candle I can't actually taste it... I assume. But I'll keep looking!

ekuzo@lemmynsfw.com · 0 pts · 241d

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