I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the FUCK outta my way
I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the FUCK over
Move removed, get out the way
Get out the way removed, get out the way
Move removed, get out the way
Get out the way removed, get out the way

7 Comments
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 250d
BadJojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 250d
The .ml instance removes the word "bitch" automatically. It's not a user choice.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 250d
UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
It's ironic in this case because the dog is the speaker. We could reasonably assume that he is talking to female dogs. So "bitch" would not even be a curse word here, just the word for female dogs.
BadJojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 249d
Yeah, that's the joke.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 250d
If only it was a Dodge Ram instead, it would have been perfect
(Dodge Rams are conspicuously over represented in DUI statistics)
folekaule@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
I read this as Doge Ram at first.
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 250d
If you want to use naughty words like "bitch" you should probably switch instances, OP. Well, you should switch off of .ml anyways.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 250d
Is this a still from Ross' bodycam?