Monkeys of unknown origin running loose in St. Louis, officials say
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/st-louis-monkeys-loose-origin-b2898150.html
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/st-louis-monkeys-loose-origin-b2898150.html
17 Comments
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 16 pts · 211d
"Monkeys of unknown origin" band name or something
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 211d
One of 'em has to be named Louis, for the nod. Hell, Uncle Louis, if you're feeling spicy.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 210d
A couple of searches indicate that the name is up for grabs.
Is it Indy? Metal? Grind core? Pop?
I have no idea.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 211d
RANDOM CHIMP EVENT DEFCON LEVEL 1
GOD CAN NOT SAVE YOU
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 211d
(and, as history shows, will not)
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 1 pts · 211d
God saves everyone who dies from the horrors of living.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 210d
Uh... he's the one doing the killing and the giving of life in the first place, though... 🤢
Allegedly, mind you.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 211d
I've always wished we had monkeys in North America above the jungle
brutalist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d
There's a shit load of rhesus macaques in Florida.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 210d
That's good. We should get some of those Hokkaido snow monkeys and drop them off in Idaho though. Is this ecologically a good idea? Absolutely not. But it would make the place more interesting
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 211d
Isn't North America entirely "above the jungle"?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 211d
No, Mexico has jungle at the bottom, and some would describe everything north of the Darien gap as North America. It's just not uncommon to treat Central America as something different
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 210d
Fair point. Sorry about that, but thank you for edifying! 🥰🤘🏼
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 210d
Yeah it's totally a common thing to not know. Especially us USians tend to think of Mexico as the northern deserts and central plateaus because that's what's close to us and where their capital is.
echodot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 211d
You know what, this is the least stupid thing to happen in the US in years. Obviously they've escaped from some private collection and someone is keeping quiet about it hoping that they don't get in trouble.
webp@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 210d
Monkey of unknown origin sitting pres
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 210d
I can't think of a better job for ICE.
This task has 'ICE gestapo' written all over it.