I call my tits “twin gazelles” because I used to obsessively read the Bible every day because I was scared of going to hell, and there was a Bible verse where someone’s tits were being compared to twin gazelles and I thought that was really clever for some reason
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outer_spec@lemmy.studio · 9 pts · 3y
I call my tits “twin gazelles” because I used to obsessively read the Bible every day because I was scared of going to hell, and there was a Bible verse where someone’s tits were being compared to twin gazelles and I thought that was really clever for some reason
ultrasquid@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
Hell is cool though they have bisexual lighting
milo_bytes@pawb.social · 3 pts · 3y
kinda badass ngl sounds like an attack from an old anime "step back or I'll unleash my twin gazelles on you!!!"
CaptainMinnette@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
This is so true how did you think of this