look at him go

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46 Comments

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 224d (10 replies)

I think in the spirit of celebrating kind and decent human beings, people from all walks of life should come together with hopes and prayers that this motherfucker broke something and it hurts for the rest of his life.

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 40 pts · 224d (8 replies)

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 17 pts · 224d (7 replies)

Gold melts at 1°c? That doesn't sound right.

Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 224d (1 reply)

It clearly says .064, so slightly ABOVE 1°C. Reading comprehension people!!

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 8 pts · 224d

Ok, I'll set my forge to 0.064° higher for optimal melting.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 224d (1 reply)

Probably German. They swap decimals and commas

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 9 pts · 223d

ich_iel must be leaking

SlurryBravo@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 224d

Yeah, that is supposed to be a comma. 1,064°C

solomonschuler@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 223d (1 reply)
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monogram@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 223d
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BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 224d

At the very least, watching him run into the SUV and driving off was hilarious. Knowing that these really are just small insecure losers, certainly takes some of the edge off. They are certainly a n unprecedented threat, but at least they're fucking dorks.

negativenull@piefed.world · 38 pts · 224d (12 replies)

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 19 pts · 224d (1 reply)

egrets@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 224d

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 11 pts · 224d (9 replies)

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 8 pts · 224d (8 replies)

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 6 pts · 224d (6 replies)

Thx. Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't it be translated to noises?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 224d (1 reply)

I don’t fucking know.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 224d (3 replies)

That would be Hammergeräuschen.

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 6 pts · 224d (2 replies)

But hammergeräusch would be hammer noise.
And hammergeräusche would be hammer noises?

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 223d (1 reply)

So hammergeräuschen is actually hammer noiseses.

trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 223d

But what case is that? And what would be the correct case...?

Now write that 100 times or I'll cut your balls off

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 223d

Sad hammertime was the theme for our freshman school dance.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 19 pts · 224d

This was seconds before the agent shot everyone with a camera around him for hurting his feelings.

lurch@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 223d (2 replies)

It reminded me of Matrix, so I did a horrible thing on my phone. Apologies.

montage of trinity from matrix shooting the agent who actually slipped on ice

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 223d

I like it so I'll allow it. <3

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 222d

If Matrix was here, he’d laugh too.

blitzen@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 224d (3 replies)

I think the capitalization hides the clear intent.

Even ice hates ICE.

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 224d (2 replies)

I think the joke works better when it's ambiguous

blitzen@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 224d (1 reply)

Eh, I see what you’re saying, but hatred of frozen water isn’t as prevalent as hated of ICE, so “even ICE hates ice” doesn’t make quite enough sense.

A better joke on that side would be “snowflakes can’t even handle a little ice.”

athatet@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 223d

It makes sense that ICE would hate ice if it make them fall on they ass.

leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 223d (1 reply)

Here's hoping it broke something significant and the vet or its fellow livestock had to put it down...

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 223d

I'm wishing for a skull fracture. Although brain damage is what he's already is suffering.

jj4211@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 223d (1 reply)

They promptly shot the frozen water in self defense against its act of domestic terrorism.

captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 222d

Wouldn't surprise me if trump declared war on black ice at this point. Ordering his gestapo to stab/shoot at it.

Kapirotto@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 224d (4 replies)

I miss a compilation of ICE agents "bloopers". It would be nice to have it all compiler in a /r, and making it go viral. Its so satisfying to watch and demoralizing for this suckers. 😅

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 224d (2 replies)

I refuse to watch unless Yakkity Sax is employed correctly

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 11 pts · 224d (1 reply)
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 224d

Approved!

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 6 pts · 224d

Sounds like a plan.

Here you go!

echodot@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 222d

I love how this picture clearly indicates that we have at least three different angles on this.

If you could get the other photographs as well we could probably output a 3D model.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 pts · 223d (1 reply)

Kristi "I'm not a garden gnome" Noeme "It is clear that our brave and intelligent federal law enforcement agent face a new and terrifying threat. The the treat of ice. Ice and all weather are domestic terrorists that are being propped up by the radical left of Iran, Venezuela, Greenland, and more. President Trumpie has given us new instructions in semi readable crayon that we are to encourage global warming. The higher temperatures will stop ice from forming and attacking our brave lil' federal agents."

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 222d

shes an expert of shooting animals in a head, thats why she was chosen for this job.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 222d

one of these days, the ice will be slippery enough to cause accidental deaths, or permanent injuries.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 223d

Lol, did everyone laugh?

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 223d

Gravity loves everyone equally.... Does that mean gravity is god?

Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 2 pts · 222d

I wish that wasn't a camera.