I think in the spirit of celebrating kind and decent human beings, people from all walks of life should come together with hopes and prayers that this motherfucker broke something and it hurts for the rest of his life.
At the very least, watching him run into the SUV and driving off was hilarious. Knowing that these really are just small insecure losers, certainly takes some of the edge off. They are certainly a n unprecedented threat, but at least they're fucking dorks.
I miss a compilation of ICE agents "bloopers".
It would be nice to have it all compiler in a /r, and making it go viral.
Its so satisfying to watch and demoralizing for this suckers. 😅
Kristi "I'm not a garden gnome" Noeme "It is clear that our brave and intelligent federal law enforcement agent face a new and terrifying threat. The the treat of ice. Ice and all weather are domestic terrorists that are being propped up by the radical left of Iran, Venezuela, Greenland, and more. President Trumpie has given us new instructions in semi readable crayon that we are to encourage global warming. The higher temperatures will stop ice from forming and attacking our brave lil' federal agents."
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CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 224d
I think in the spirit of celebrating kind and decent human beings, people from all walks of life should come together with hopes and prayers that this motherfucker broke something and it hurts for the rest of his life.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 40 pts · 224d
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 17 pts · 224d
Gold melts at 1°c? That doesn't sound right.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 224d
It clearly says .064, so slightly ABOVE 1°C. Reading comprehension people!!
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 8 pts · 224d
Ok, I'll set my forge to 0.064° higher for optimal melting.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 224d
Probably German. They swap decimals and commas
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 9 pts · 223d
ich_iel must be leaking
SlurryBravo@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 224d
Yeah, that is supposed to be a comma. 1,064°C
solomonschuler@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 223d
monogram@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 223d
BeefandSquints@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 224d
At the very least, watching him run into the SUV and driving off was hilarious. Knowing that these really are just small insecure losers, certainly takes some of the edge off. They are certainly a n unprecedented threat, but at least they're fucking dorks.
negativenull@piefed.world · 38 pts · 224d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 19 pts · 224d
egrets@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 224d
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 11 pts · 224d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 8 pts · 224d
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 6 pts · 224d
Thx. Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't it be translated to noises?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 224d
I don’t fucking know.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 8 pts · 224d
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 224d
That would be Hammergeräuschen.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 6 pts · 224d
But hammergeräusch would be hammer noise.
And hammergeräusche would be hammer noises?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 223d
So hammergeräuschen is actually hammer noiseses.
trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 223d
But what case is that? And what would be the correct case...?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 223d
Sad hammertime was the theme for our freshman school dance.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 19 pts · 224d
This was seconds before the agent shot everyone with a camera around him for hurting his feelings.
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 223d
It reminded me of Matrix, so I did a horrible thing on my phone. Apologies.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 223d
I like it so I'll allow it. <3
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 222d
If Matrix was here, he’d laugh too.
blitzen@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 224d
I think the capitalization hides the clear intent.
Even ice hates ICE.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 224d
I think the joke works better when it's ambiguous
blitzen@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 224d
Eh, I see what you’re saying, but hatred of frozen water isn’t as prevalent as hated of ICE, so “even ICE hates ice” doesn’t make quite enough sense.
A better joke on that side would be “snowflakes can’t even handle a little ice.”
athatet@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 223d
It makes sense that ICE would hate ice if it make them fall on they ass.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 223d
Here's hoping it broke something significant and the vet or its fellow livestock had to put it down...
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 223d
I'm wishing for a skull fracture. Although brain damage is what he's already is suffering.
jj4211@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 223d
They promptly shot the frozen water in self defense against its act of domestic terrorism.
captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 222d
Wouldn't surprise me if trump declared war on black ice at this point. Ordering his gestapo to stab/shoot at it.
Kapirotto@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 224d
I miss a compilation of ICE agents "bloopers". It would be nice to have it all compiler in a /r, and making it go viral. Its so satisfying to watch and demoralizing for this suckers. 😅
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 224d
I refuse to watch unless Yakkity Sax is employed correctly
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 11 pts · 224d
https://feddit.org/post/24246060
Delivered!
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 224d
Approved!
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 6 pts · 224d
Sounds like a plan.
Here you go!
echodot@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 222d
I love how this picture clearly indicates that we have at least three different angles on this.
If you could get the other photographs as well we could probably output a 3D model.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 pts · 223d
Kristi "I'm not a garden gnome" Noeme "It is clear that our brave and intelligent federal law enforcement agent face a new and terrifying threat. The the treat of ice. Ice and all weather are domestic terrorists that are being propped up by the radical left of Iran, Venezuela, Greenland, and more. President Trumpie has given us new instructions in semi readable crayon that we are to encourage global warming. The higher temperatures will stop ice from forming and attacking our brave lil' federal agents."
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 222d
shes an expert of shooting animals in a head, thats why she was chosen for this job.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 222d
one of these days, the ice will be slippery enough to cause accidental deaths, or permanent injuries.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 223d
Lol, did everyone laugh?
altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 223d
Gravity loves everyone equally.... Does that mean gravity is god?
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 2 pts · 222d
I wish that wasn't a camera.