c/femcelmemes · by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 204ddrugs 💖 323 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 64 pts · 204d
Strangers never try to give me free drugs. Nancy Reagan was a lying bitch.
kadu@scribe.disroot.org · 13 pts · 203d
I swear on my mother I'm not joking.
When I was 9 I was riding my bike back from the club, but something was wrong with the wheels so I started walking.
A stereotypical beat down white van stopped next to me, and a stereotypical cartoon bad guy said "hey kid, hop on, I have something to give you"
So how did they try to lure 9 year old me? Ice cream? Games? Chocolate?
An encyclopedia. They claimed to have an encyclopedia to show me.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 201d
Fucking what? Lmao.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 6 pts · 203d
I try to give my friends free adderall once in a while. Weirdly enough, most of them decline.
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 203d
Homies being homies is something I've run into. But no kind strangers have offered that shit for free.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 204d
I never get peer pressured with free drugs 😥
Yuki@kutsuya.dev · 7 pts · 203d
Oooooo free drugs!
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 4 pts · 203d
Drugs!