Donald Trump Jr Proposes Invading Colombia Next and Stealing Whatever They Produce

https://theshovel.com.au/2026/01/08/donald-trump-jr-proposes-invading-colombia/

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robocall@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 212d (2 replies)

I believed the headline was true until I saw the community

foofiepie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d

Onions for lunch today. Again.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 211d

Yeah I thought I read the headline yesterday. Then I saw the time on the post

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 22 pts · 212d (4 replies)

The man just really likes bananas.

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 212d (2 replies)

And cocaine. 

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 212d

Or great literature?

hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 212d

Me eating yet another onion: "mmmm... cromchy..."

hector@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Sure junior, as if we do not know you and your pals are buying kilos of coke.

The administration are cokeheads, more than not I bet. You can see it in them at times. Stephen miller for one I have unmistakeably seen it.

The biz dickheads that support them too. Executives and board members are notorious for doing coke. Often in board meetings.

The hypocrisy does not end there We know the cia likes to use the drug trade to finance off the books operations. Death squads do not pay for themselves. When the military de facto ruling junta in veneziela that cut a deal to stand down and give up maduro, and oversee puppets signing assets over, runs into resistance, we will likely see some of those in fact

5715@feddit.org · 5 pts · 212d

You got some reflexes there

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 212d

Didn't Trump Sr just take over what he called a "narco-state," and declare himself temporary president of that country? That would mean Donald Trump Sr. is already "temporarily" one of the world's biggest drug kingpins.

kali_fornication@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 212d (1 reply)

don jr would be a better president than his dad. he's still an incompetent fascist but at least we might get legal blow out of it

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 212d

No man, openly doing what is illegal for others is the biggest fetish for any one in the republican party.

It's royalty all over again.

pdxfed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 212d

Starbucks was up 4% on the NYSE on the news.