::: spoiler Transcript Screenshot of a tweet by @jrhennesy: "Logging onto X the everything app and feeling my neural pathways develop", followed by a screenshot of a conversation:
Erik: "Coffee has gotten weaker. Used to be that a cup of coffee would energize you like crazy. Back when I first started, the coffee was so high quality that it would almost get you 'high'. It felt like a legitimate psychotropic.
Now coffee only gets you to baseline. It changed."
Nahum: "Everyone blames the coffee, but have we considered the mugs?"
Erik: "Wow. No. No, I haven't.
Wow." :::
7 Comments
m4a@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 114 pts · 245d
Please tell me that these are two trolls interacting and not genuine idiots
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 63 pts · 245d
Most likely 2 bots just spewing nonsense at each other to farm engagement. Oh, the beauty of our dead internet.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 245d
Idiot discovers tolerance
hayvan@piefed.world · 23 pts · 245d
More like fails to discover, blames his problem on some conspiracy instead.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 243d
No no no, I think they are on to singing with the mugs….
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 245d
this is so absurd. I adore it.
Wow.
SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 245d
Einstein and Hawking