the onion

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sundray@lemmus.org · 16 pts · 223d

"You were to bring balance to the meal! Not leave it overwhelmingly spicy!"

besmtt@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 223d (5 replies)

Ya know this is a good point. Obi-Wan should have cried in the movie. Right after he made a leper out Anakin, he should have had a full on breakdown. Ugly tears and snot bubbles.

remedia@piefed.social · 10 pts · 222d (1 reply)
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besmtt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 222d

Yeah, that's a good point.

Gathorall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 222d

? Obi-Wan cries for the whole exchange they have and then turns away before he collapses because his job isn't done yet.

jnk@masto.es · 6 pts · 222d (1 reply)

@besmtt @NichEherVielleicht honestly what kind of psychopath wouldn't cry like this after killing their brother and pupil who turned into a murderer because of a creepy old man? This is like peak drama and Obi wan doesn't even give two fucks.

Also, "I can't watch him die, so I'll let him burn to death instead"? Just end your bro's agony you monster!

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 222d

That was super fucking evil. Even Vader never left someone to die like that, he just killed them outright.

Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 223d

Well, haha there!