Yep, That's going in the scroll

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otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 216d (2 replies)

The friend's name is Totino, isn't it.

5wim@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 216d (1 reply)

Yes, for it is Totino's Pizza Scroll

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 215d

These are now magic items in my headcanon. 🤘🏼 Spelled "Piece o' Scrolls", and first invented by Tau Teeno the Impatient. Their somatic component is a very, very small (ie. "micro", even) gesture with a flat palm as if in greeting/farewell, and a short but shrill vocal "eep" to finish.

The resulting effect can vary between casters, depending on the spells' ingredients, but the most prevalent are surprise tiny napalm and long-lasting bowel disruption.

huppakee@piefed.social · 7 pts · 215d

I think i'm missing some reference here, but i rather have a peace cheetah anyway

Emi@ani.social · 4 pts · 215d

When I was a kid I played with words pronunciation and tried different cute ways to say stuff. Once said pizza as píča which in Czech means pussy. Got a mean stare from my father that was carrying pizza we had for dinner.