ELI5: What is scat? The internet one.

I have a feeling it isn't related to a fun musical style or animal poo. I also get the feeling I don't want to Google it. Can I get an explanation fit for a 5 year old, in tone and verbiage.

E: Answered. Gross.

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Deestan@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Like you love crackers, but love them even more with Nutella.

It's when two adults love each other very much, but they love each other even more with poop.

ilex@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I have no follow up questions.

E: I have no follow up questions I want answered.

Thavron@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Butt do you have any follow up questions you want answered?

ilex@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

You misspelled doo.

theKalash@feddit.ch · 62 pts · 2y

Well it is related to animal poo. But the animals are humans. And also sex.

Not sure it can be explained in any way that would be appropriate for a 5 year old.

rarkgrames@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Porn for people who like poop

Mothra@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 2y (7 replies)

If you haven't figured it out already then you don't want to google it.

Basically it's a sexual fetish or kink that involves feces and defecation. This means, a thing people have in which poop and pooping makes them horny.

Don't ever look up or click a link on anything related to "two girls one cup". You've been warned

ilex@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I managed to skip that one in middle school when it dropped. I was not so fortunate with 3 guys 1 hammer.

Mothra@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

First time I hear about that one. Is it scat too? I didn't manage to avoid the 2girls one, unfortunately.

ilex@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Nope. It's a murder.

Mothra@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yikes. Thanks for the warning

pedroparamo@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Try 1 guy 1 jar. No murders or poop in that one

Mothra@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Lol thanks for the suggestion

ilex@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Is that anything like ::: spoiler spoiler 1 guy, 1lb of raw bacon ::: ?

E: TW - This one, if any video were to exist of it, would be a suicide video. Not every silly story has a happy ending.

Saraphim@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Scat (musical) - the bee bop beeping boo jibberish people sing in jazz music

Scat (scientific) - animal droppings (poop)

Scat (internet/modern) - people who participate in sex involving poop as part of their kink.

Crul@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

You are correct in thinking it's NSFW, from Scat - Wikipedia, whith many other meanings, but the one you are looking for is probably this one:

Scat is an alternate term for feces, particularly of wild carnivores

6mementomori@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

oh my goodness

Jordan117@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Hint: humans are animals, too.

redcalcium@lemmy.institute · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

John McAffee (RIP) was a famous scat connoisseur.

ilex@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I thought I would be safe if I hovered and read the URL. Nope. Nooooope.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What do you mean the Internet one?

If you mean like memes... It's a form of music. The only other kind of scat I've heard of is feces. Either as just a generic term for droppings, or for the sexual fetish involving poop.

foggy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

IM THE SCAT MAN

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-

beeeee bup bup buddope bope

bup bup buddope bope

beeeee bup bup buddope bope

bup bup buddope bope

ilex@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

It came up in the Lemme-Shitpost update post. It seemed like a kind of spam, but an extra bad spam that was nearing on repugnance to csam. After an inadequate warning about 3 guys, 1 hammer, I try to err on the side of caution.

Bibi_Blush@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y

Number 2s