Reminds me of all those "helicopter randomly malfunctions in a hot warzone" news we got when I was in the (French) army, lol. Can't let the truth ruin the esprit de corps!
Maybe they're just trying to sky-write a dick pointing towards Switzerland to signal their intentions more clearly than Trump could be expected to verbally convey.
"After finishing his 5th Big Mac and 3rd litre of cola, The President promptly shat himself and shat all over the seat and the interior of the aircraft. As usual, we turned back round to collect the 'sparecraft' whilst this one goes in for cleaning."
he got reminded again to keep the news distracted from the epstein files. the moment he leaves country everytime he loses media influence in the states.
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FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 55 pts · 218d
Lmao, hope he's having a stroke.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 218d
Please be dead. Please be dead. Please be dead.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 218d
If you missed it:
ijon_the_human@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 218d
Update for the curious:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/air-force-one-turns-around-trump-davos-minor-electrical-issue/
themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 218d
I mean, that's entirely plausible, which is why they would use that excuse to cover for any other story.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 218d
He forgot to pack his diapers and needed to turn around to get them.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 218d
Reminds me of all those "helicopter randomly malfunctions in a hot warzone" news we got when I was in the (French) army, lol. Can't let the truth ruin the esprit de corps!
RidderSport@feddit.org · 6 pts · 218d
To be fair, desert sand isn't too good for turbines. In Mali a German Tiger helicopter crashed and killed both pilots after a malfunction
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 217d
Well, helicopters do occasionally randomly fall from the air, even in peacetime.
It just happens that suring war, some also explode (for no reason of course) before they hit the ground.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 214d
Spontaneous Explosion (Ignore the mid-flight RPG warhead in the cabin at the time, that was an unrelated incident)
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 217d
Reminds me of those "trump hasn't been seen in 3 days" conspiracies that were flying around last year
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 19 pts · 218d
Maybe they're just trying to sky-write a dick pointing towards Switzerland to signal their intentions more clearly than Trump could be expected to verbally convey.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 218d
"After finishing his 5th Big Mac and 3rd litre of cola, The President promptly shat himself and shat all over the seat and the interior of the aircraft. As usual, we turned back round to collect the 'sparecraft' whilst this one goes in for cleaning."
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 218d
Allegedly electrical issues from what I heard. But let’s keep our fingers crossed for The Event
harmbugler@piefed.social · 5 pts · 218d
They're not supposed to start up the MRI mid-flight!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 218d
he got reminded again to keep the news distracted from the epstein files. the moment he leaves country everytime he loses media influence in the states.
logicbomb@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 218d
Maybe a homeless man pointed a cat toy at the plane and blinded the pilot.