Operation Cater-To-A-Pedophile-Rapist-Megalomaniac to Commence

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FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 55 pts · 218d (2 replies)

Lmao, hope he's having a stroke.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 218d (1 reply)

Please be dead. Please be dead. Please be dead.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 218d

If you missed it:

The president then departed for Switzerland aboard a new plane about an hour later.

ijon_the_human@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 218d (7 replies)
themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 218d (6 replies)

I mean, that's entirely plausible, which is why they would use that excuse to cover for any other story.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 218d

He forgot to pack his diapers and needed to turn around to get them.

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 218d (4 replies)

Reminds me of all those "helicopter randomly malfunctions in a hot warzone" news we got when I was in the (French) army, lol. Can't let the truth ruin the esprit de corps!

RidderSport@feddit.org · 6 pts · 218d

To be fair, desert sand isn't too good for turbines. In Mali a German Tiger helicopter crashed and killed both pilots after a malfunction

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 217d (1 reply)

Well, helicopters do occasionally randomly fall from the air, even in peacetime.

It just happens that suring war, some also explode (for no reason of course) before they hit the ground.

Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 214d

Spontaneous Explosion (Ignore the mid-flight RPG warhead in the cabin at the time, that was an unrelated incident)

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 217d

Reminds me of those "trump hasn't been seen in 3 days" conspiracies that were flying around last year

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 19 pts · 218d

Maybe they're just trying to sky-write a dick pointing towards Switzerland to signal their intentions more clearly than Trump could be expected to verbally convey.

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 218d

"After finishing his 5th Big Mac and 3rd litre of cola, The President promptly shat himself and shat all over the seat and the interior of the aircraft. As usual, we turned back round to collect the 'sparecraft' whilst this one goes in for cleaning."

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 218d (1 reply)

Allegedly electrical issues from what I heard. But let’s keep our fingers crossed for The Event

harmbugler@piefed.social · 5 pts · 218d

They're not supposed to start up the MRI mid-flight!

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 218d

he got reminded again to keep the news distracted from the epstein files. the moment he leaves country everytime he loses media influence in the states.

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 218d

Maybe a homeless man pointed a cat toy at the plane and blinded the pilot.