c/lemmyshitpost · by phudgins@lemmy.world · 230dIt’s a beautiful morning! 604 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
SpicyTaint@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 230d
Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 6 pts · 229d
I know, right? Nothing like a huge dump of adrenaline caused by the unmitigated rage you get from seeing the huge pile of shit left by the previous shift. Better than caffeine to wake you up.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 229d
Team lead: “How is everyone this morning?”
Me: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”
e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social · 13 pts · 230d
saving this for the family group chat the day the US invade Greenland and start of WWIII
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 230d
No spoilers, please
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 229d
The real twist is the nukes that kill us all.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 229d
And then, after it came to a logical end, there still is a sequel nobody asked for
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 229d
Actually not that bad.
It's just sleep+
anubis2814@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 229d
I say hey! What's goin on!
scytale@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 229d
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 229d
And CAPS LOCK is indeed the best choice of key to scream at
m3t00@piefed.world · 3 pts · 229d
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DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 229d
conciousness.sys has initated
"wake up" process running...
accessing hippocampus.dll
...
...
ERROR: Brain.exe has crashed
Error Code: Wtf do you mean my family left a dictatorship and I ended up in another country that's becoming a dictatorship?
Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 229d
That is ASHS me figuring time and date after wakeup realising that sleeping son has to be in school in 5mins and me at work in 10mins…
After I somehow stopped my 20’462 alarm clocks without being able to remember I ever did that