What if male elves are just female tall elves with a flat chest that just accepted being called male while the male ones stay at home and do the household or something and look like orcs

I may should get out of the bathtub now...

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 213d

exactly XD

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 213d (3 replies)

Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d

What a powerwoman ^^

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 213d

Trans Legolas!

devolution@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 212d

Still means Legolas has a vagina. I'm 👌 with that.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 213d (2 replies)

there is a point where you needed to have stopped gooning, and you have gone far beyond that.

Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d (1 reply)

As i never started i believe you would feel pure terror written into shiposts when i start edging or doing drugs :P

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d

i believe you would feel pure terror written into shiposts when i start edging

you might not be edging, but you sound awfully edgy

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 212d (1 reply)

You're allowed to find the boy elves hot, it's okay

Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 212d

That actually wasnt my point XD           

But i will still take being alleowed to be straight           

(my thought was that other spezies in books just accept humans misidentifing them as its favorable to have a "man" in normally men dominated worlds for the gender paygap and other reasons)

moshankey@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 213d

I’m in the tub now and it works for me. Go with it.

ViatorOmnium@piefed.social · 5 pts · 213d

The male elves look like garden gnomes. That's why Tolkien said the Noldor were also called gnomes in the first edition of The Hobbit.