everyone knows phone bad
but supposedly mobilek good so answer me this okay what is even mobilek
and they say book good
alright but i dont know about that because my facebook tells me book bad because of
- woke
- and sacrilege
- and also whitewashing apparently
so we really cant know what to believe
because listen i googled mobilek and the good folks at google showed me these strange photographs
figure 1
figure 2
what do you think
take the poll here
22 Comments
pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 217d
I once saw a Mobilek thaw some frozen peaches.
Stamau123@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 216d
Millions of peaches
Peaches for me
qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 217d
Did you really create this content?
realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 217d
not the pitchers google gave me those but the words are all mine
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 217d
Kids can’t consent to having their image posted/shared so #1 is definitely bad.
We know mobilek is good (not bad) therefore we conclude that option #2 the cat, must be mobilek.
realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 217d
oh crud thats a good point i went ahead and edited the pitcher to hide the face and nips too for good measure
merde@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 217d
what about the knees?
realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 217d
i tried this because you made a good point but it turned out it only made it more erotic like when you do the photo bubbling thing to pitchers of ladies in bikinis
Jayjader@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 217d
figure 2 is missing a caption
Something like "help I lost my mobilek" or maybe "mfw I drop my mobilek and the screen crack is audible"
Jayjader@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 217d
also, is it (pronounced) moby-lek or mobile-k? People want to know
Klear@quokk.au · 5 pts · 217d
Mob-ee-lek
realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 217d
i asked my computer and it said a bunch of gobbledygook
Mavvik@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 217d
I think you have your robot in "Quebec mode"
Jayjader@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 217d
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 217d
https://lemmy.sdf.org/comment/24258583
Jayjader@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 217d
thank you
stay prayed up
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 217d
bet! stay prayed up!
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 2 pts · 216d
I read it as mo bul lick.
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 217d
Mobilek is my best friend!
xkbx@startrek.website · 3 pts · 217d
forever
cathfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 217d
It can talk with satellites. That's the point. And it's why despite the fact that it is bad, I love my Mobilek.
null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 2 pts · 216d