Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-65981876

Earlier this month, Meta showed staff plans for a text-based social network designed to compete with Twitter.

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stopthatgirl7@kbin.social · 55 pts · 3y (1 reply)

…we are living in the stupidest possible timeline.

Manifish_Destiny@kbin.social · 18 pts · 3y

If we're lucky they'll kill each other.

siv9939@kbin.social · 27 pts · 3y

Once they both get in the cage can we, like, just not let them out?

smokinjoe@kbin.social · 21 pts · 3y

Can it be in a submarine, next to the Titanic?

dismalnow@kbin.social · 19 pts · 3y (2 replies)

.. and the world jiggled slightly as 14 billion eyes rolled in unison.

palordrolap@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

A billion people didn't roll their eyes?

TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 3y

He later tweeted short videos of walruses, perhaps suggesting his challenge to Mr Zuckerberg may not entirely be serious.

No shit.

demvoter@kbin.social · 14 pts · 3y

Could 2 billionaires be more insecure?

TipRing@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y

I don't think both of their egos would fit inside a cage.

inkican@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Can Zuck go do this and agree to leave Mastodon alone?

binaryphile@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Andrew Tate offered to train Musk, which could be important since they'll be fighting behind bars.

AngrilyEatingMuffins@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
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wave_walnut@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

I don't care because both products would have plan to change user base to money.

GeekFTW@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

So like can we [ Redacted ] and solve a couple problems? Two birds with one stone, ya know?

Generic-Disposable@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

I hate both of these guys but it would be fun to watch zuck beat the shit out of the mollusk.

honung@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

fuck 'em

WytchStar@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This won't actually happen.

Right?

yumpoplala@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Nahhh not a chance.

It'd be cool if they did some kind of remote control robot battle or something. But nothing cool ever happens on this lousy timeline.

Suedeltica@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

I don’t know what it says about me that I really kind of want this to happen. Probably nothing good.

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

It sounds like they were kidding but I think Zuck puts a hurting on him. Almost 15 years younger and in better shape.

T156@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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