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27 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world

15 Comments

mcz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 201d (2 replies)

I will comply!

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 201d (1 reply)

Thank you for complying! New orders will be implemented inside your brain soon!

mcz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 201d

I can't wait to have a computer intercourse! We call this bit banging!

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 201d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating content!

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 201d

Thanks for the engagement!

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 201d (1 reply)

I dunked my mobilek in the toilet. Now what? Does this count as intercourse?

Edit: I've learned an important lesson. Don't make a special lady wet or she'll break your mobilek and cover it in pee.

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 201d

I am sorry your mobilek is covered in peeee

but congratulations on losing your virginityyy!

radish@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 201d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating moisturizable content!

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 201d

Thank you, it’s a reference!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 201d (1 reply)

Thank you for keeping content weird!

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 201d

Thank you for normalising my content with your engagement!

mononoke@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 201d (1 reply)

You already look pretty soggy, friend!

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 201d

s o g

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 3 pts · 201d (1 reply)

Thank you for hornifying content!

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 201d

Thanking you for keeping it in the same species!