I don’t know if this is a real thing or just a joke someone said but I heard this story.
“I was at a U2 concert and Bono was talking about raising money for AIDS in Africa. He started clapping his hands slowly and said, ‘Every time I clap my hands someone in Africa dies of AIDS,’ Then someone in the crowd shouted, ‘Then stop clapping your hands, asshole!’”
22 Comments
eldain@feddit.nl · 62 pts · 2y
There are enough bones in the human body to build an entire skeleton.
Bashnagdul@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Not in all humans
Ludrol@szmer.info · 5 pts · 2y
Don't worry I have 2 spares.
eldain@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y
Not after you build a skeleton with their bones.
M500@lemmy.ml · 42 pts · 2y
I don’t know if this is a real thing or just a joke someone said but I heard this story.
“I was at a U2 concert and Bono was talking about raising money for AIDS in Africa. He started clapping his hands slowly and said, ‘Every time I clap my hands someone in Africa dies of AIDS,’ Then someone in the crowd shouted, ‘Then stop clapping your hands, asshole!’”
I love that story and I hope it’s true.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
I thought they started clapping faster, like crowds always do
FiniteLooper@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 2y
If you removed all of your blood vessels and connected them end to end in a single line, you would die.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 2y
Studies show that 100% of mothers have at least 1 child.
Tash@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
"Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
-Buckaroo Banzai
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Good reason.
morrowind@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 2y
Not drinking water can lead to dehydration
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
Not if you die first
genuineparts@feddit.de · 23 pts · 2y
Scientists have proven that fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any kids there is a high chance you won't have kids either.
miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
What if a kid is adopted? Does that count?
Comment105@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
That's why it's a high chance, but not a definite rule.
miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
Did you just loophole my loophole?
Comment105@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
idk what that is, but I'm not looking it up on urban dictionary
miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
I don't know if that's a thing you'd find on urban dictionary, but if it is, I'd guess it's something naughty
Taleya@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 2y
Death being top killer is fuckin' terrifying when you think about it. It's traditionally seen as the action, not the cause.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 7 pts · 2y
Maybe the title is something like "Sudden Death is nations top killer".
Ddhuud@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
For every ten people watching tv, five are half of them.
inanna@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Every video game news sites after a new release