The United States is in the Star Wars universe.
First there was the Republic. It wasn't perfect, but peace prevailed. Then a tyrant took power who wanted to make himself emperor, irreplaceable, unchangeable. Then A New Hope was born. But the Emperor strikes back (this is today). We wait for the Jedi to return and the Republic to revive. Unfortunately, that will be short-lived. A new dark force will rise again and subdue the Republic.
6 Comments
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 15 pts · 219d
If you wait for a hero to save you, nevermind a group of space wizard heroes, you're going to have a bad time.
Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 219d
Only villains can save us now. Heroes are cowards; they do not exist.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 218d
An antihero is what we really need at a time like this. While heroes like Captain America and Iron Man debate the ethics of rebelling against a corrupt government, someone like Scarlet Witch or Punisher would get shit done.
itisileclerk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 219d
TIL: This was NOT a Shitpost! USA is De-Facto in parallel universe. People there are out of touch with reality. Poor little Americans. They deserve what they are getting. And will be worse than it is.
Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 218d
This American is very aware of the reality forced upon them.
Why do I deserve this shit show? What reality are you facing where you live?
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 218d
Damn dude you think people should get shot just because they are from a certain place? That's kinda fucked up