sex machine

also if any bald ppl are reading this, does your head naturally shine and shimmer or do you do that manually?

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surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 192d

Is this a new printing of the shirt? Or is this an original from the '80s?

gustofwind@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Bald means high testosterone ☝️

Real recognize the bald

ShotDonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 192d

Nope, debunked hoax. It means you have a genetic disposition that makes your hair follicles very sensitive to testosterone, even to average levels. Has nothing to do with high testosterone.

tourist@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 192d

Bald homies who have any level of insecurity about being bald, this may not mean much coming from a stranger on the internet, but I barely ever notice if another dude is bald. I like to believe I hold the majority opinion that being bald isn't even something to look down on. And the few vain morons who do look down on bald people are not worth half their weight in rotten dog shit.

You are not what your worst thoughts say you are.

Don't pay thousands of dollars trying to look like someone else, unless you're evading law enforcement or some shit, but even then you can just wear a surgical mask

Asafum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 192d

Just keep the bold and you've got a decent band name lol

j4k3@piefed.world · 6 pts · 192d (2 replies)

Not fully committed... but the ball polisher at the bowling alley may or may not have off label uses...

Anne@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 192d (1 reply)

It's nice of your Mom to help out in-between shifts

j4k3@piefed.world · 1 pts · 192d

Thanks to your hard work and dedication to the union! Bringing the next generation under such noble and thorough tutelage is admirable.

lime@feddit.nu · 5 pts · 192d

it only shines when there's no hair at all, and for that i still have to shave every other day