Word ofs wisedome

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HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip · 59 pts · 199d (4 replies)

Horse is trying to break out of his frame there

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 197d (3 replies)

They paid extra to customize their billboard shitpost

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 197d (2 replies)

A bold move that adds to the road immersion.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 197d (1 reply)

They couldn't afford to include the mane though. That level of extravagance is reserved for only the most serious of equine marketing

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 197d

Eventually shit gets expensive. Let's not go too crazy.

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 22 pts · 199d

Aneurysm posting

hector@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 198d

This meme is such a gift that I wouldn't kick in the mouth if ahead of a cart.

mech@feddit.org · 13 pts · 198d (2 replies)

You can water a lead horse, but it can't make you a drink.

Matty_r@programming.dev · 4 pts · 198d

You can eat a horse, and you water man. Man a eat, and you can day in a horse.

hector@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 198d

That is some horse (word) play.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 199d (1 reply)
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PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 198d

I mean, yeah... Who puts fish in cake? That's just silly.

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 11 pts · 199d (1 reply)

On the Buffverse show 'Angel' Harmony was the dumbest vampire.

At one point she agreed with someone by saying "You're preaching to the horse's mouth."

WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 199d

That phase makes sense if you are the one to originally say something, which is imagine long-living vampires would have to deal with more than usual. Still there are RL examples like that one person who got a rejection for their paper by reviewer two who said they needed to account for the work of [insert name of the researcher who submitted the paper].

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 198d

β€œYou can lead a horse to water, but you can’t take it with you.”

Una@europe.pub · 10 pts · 199d

🐴

bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 198d

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dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 198d

"But you know what they say, Vegeta. When you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse!"

β€” Son Goku

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 198d

β€œA bird in the hand gathers no moss.”

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 198d (1 reply)

An Horse

hector@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 198d

Foreigners often have a silent H, so use an because it's a vowel sound. People in the US use an historical too which is dumb because we use the hard h, I say a historical anyway, fucking sheep.

lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 198d

So true πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ™πŸ™

axus@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 198d

If gifts were horses, beggars would midstream.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d

This is inspiring me to go out and find restaurants that serve horse meat even though it's listed as beef on the menu, and stay hydrated. Forward this meme to all your aunts & grandmas. Share the inspiration with others.

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 198d (4 replies)

Ai slop.

onnekas@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 198d

I'd say this is an edit. If I were in the mood to create a word salad shitpost like that then I would totally do something like intentionally letting that ear stick out as well.

UltraBlack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 198d (2 replies)

Could be an edit, too

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 198d (1 reply)

With the ear purposefully poking out, and the word salad?

UltraBlack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 198d

Joke advertisements exist, and that ear sticking out could just be to achieve a 3d effect. No idea what these advertisement companies do these days...

ebolapie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 197d

Sorry To Bother You (2018)

WiseFirefighter7299@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 190d

if r/ihadastroke or r/crappydesign was in lemmy, id post this there.

rustinmyeye@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 199d (1 reply)

I bet this makes perfect sense to a Newfie.

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d

Nova Scotia here.

I mean, it kinda does.