We're going to mess up Amazon's search results for Melania Trump

This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It's pretty clearly a bribe to the Trump family.

We're going to disrupt the big premiere weekend by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the book Melania: Devourer of Men so it's high in the results. Maybe #1!

The book is perfect: It's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money.

Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:

  1. "Buy" the book (it's free)
  2. Share this post and get other people to "buy" the book.

That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.

Here's a link to the book, in case your Lemmy client stripped out the links above: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H

Please share!

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5 Comments

nulluser@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 200d

Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania.

<Cough, cough> #4

th3dogcow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 200d

Sadly it is not free on Amazon Japan. Good luck with this though!

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 200d

I have done my patriotic duty..

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 200d (1 reply)

It premiered last weekend...

Although it's pretty funny people legit didn't notice.

mulcahey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 200d

That WOULD be funny! But the movie actually doesn't come out in theaters and Prime until this weekend. I think you might be referring to a premiere party she had at the White House