I had a mascara wand scratch my eye and it did not heal for six months. I needed an optometrist to scrape the damaged tissue from my cornea so my eye could heal properly. He didn't warn me how painful it would be and I spent the next two days in bed.
As someone who has a thing about putting anything into my eyes, this made my skin crawl. I'm sorry that happened to you, hopefully you're all healed up and that there isn't an eyepatch involved.
It was completely accidental, but it was my partner's fault. He couldn't understand why I didn't want him in the bathroom (he is a clumsy giant) and felt really bad about it
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Dupelet@piefed.social · 13 pts · 222d
Fun Fact About Butt Slaps:
They're fun!
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 220d
fun fact about volleyballs: they're the perfect pressure when they feel like
girlbuttedit: any butt is fine, i guess
echodot@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 220d
It was totally innocent to your honour. I'm the basketball coach, what else am I supposed to have done?
echolalia@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 221d
I had a mascara wand scratch my eye and it did not heal for six months. I needed an optometrist to scrape the damaged tissue from my cornea so my eye could heal properly. He didn't warn me how painful it would be and I spent the next two days in bed.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Aralakh@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 221d
As someone who has a thing about putting anything into my eyes, this made my skin crawl. I'm sorry that happened to you, hopefully you're all healed up and that there isn't an eyepatch involved.
Dupelet@piefed.social · 4 pts · 221d
Good thing it wasn't caused by a slap to the butt! (I hope)
echolalia@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 221d
It was completely accidental, but it was my partner's fault. He couldn't understand why I didn't want him in the bathroom (he is a clumsy giant) and felt really bad about it
iturnedintoanewt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 222d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXlfGEzQJJ8
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 222d
Ah, the lobotomy spreads
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 220d
I thought the lobotomy had died back when the manga ended, I did not expect it to pick up in such force again