From what I know about smuggling, if you're going to call yourself any kind of smuggler, after the battle of Endor, I assume this panel was filled to the top with Ewok pelts
Smuggler's Blues
From what I know about smuggling, if you're going to call yourself any kind of smuggler, after the battle of Endor, I assume this panel was filled to the top with Ewok pelts
8 Comments
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 223d
Pelts? Do you work for the Hudson Bay Company? Are you enamored with flannel? Grow up and sell arms like a real smuggler.
Literally hundreds of abandoned imperial blaster rifles and light arms across the forest. A smuggler wouldn't massacre allies to sell pelts. A smuggler would move as much merchandise into any available buyer across the galaxy. Whole AT-STs were recovered like the one Chewy and the Ewoks took.
Jesus Christ, pelts... What a horrible idea.
borkborkbork@piefed.social · 10 pts · 223d
the smell of all those pelts would gag an asteroid maggot.
nah, it's all 'recovered' imperial hardware - fuck they had AT-ATs and AT-STs all over the place, bet some some of the power modules or turbolasers could fetch some credits. and you have a ready, motivated recovery crew with the ewoks.
but get it quick, the remnants of that space station are going to deorbit rapidly and uh, sorry endor-ians, war is hell and all
SippyCup@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 223d
To be fair to the meme, Han Solo was a terrible smuggler
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 223d
It was probably full of reclaimed stormtroopers suits. We know the only way to have enough meat for the post-battle feast was by butchering them
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 223d
ah, so stormtrooper pelts !
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 7 pts · 223d
A lot of the pelts were ruined by blaster burns, unfortunately.
wjrii@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 223d
Naaah, fill it up with weird saber-tooth deer meat. We already know that shit’s irresistible to Wookiees.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 223d
He's a smuggler, not a poacher, he only deliver goods that need to be delivered, not looking for opportunity to get goods that he have to fence later.
Also think of how Chewy feel, you monster.