Woman claims to have impregnated herself with Epstein's semen and sent him a pint of mormon blood from her youngest daughter every week in exchange for her school funding
That was my first thought as well. This wouldn’t have been a small operation, others would necessarily have been involved. What did she do to convince them? Did she pose as a blood drive employee? Did she institute a blood bucket ritual? Did she bribe a blood bank? And who the fuck accepts a kiddie pool’s worth of blood from their gene stealer? This is such bizarre depravity all around.
I doubt these people believe in literal Satan; regardless of whatever names they use, they believe in actual money. So whether God, yhwh, Jesus, Allah, Satan, Babylon, Dagon (the miter that the pope* wears), Shiva, Kali , the names tell is what qualities they worship, in addition to money. But I'm just guessing.
They do engage in rituals. Aleister Crowley was a British Parliamentarian, spy, Golden Dawn member, and ritualist. He spent his money and sanity in persuit of the lifestyle, and some remember him fondly, others not so much.
AFAIK not a normal mormon thing, but I've only studied the salt lake group. If anyone here has experience with a non brighamite sect they might know more
Edit just checked in with an online mormon community and they found a longer version of this showing JE supposedly met with the head of their church. Search the doj portal for EFTA02437604 at your peril, it's graphic
Dear baby Jesus, we are so far down this Trump/Epstein Rabbit Hole that I can't see anymore what is legit and what is not
This all sounds insane, but everything is insane now so this could potentially be completely true. Or it could be, you know, insane ramblings. Both are valid options.
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Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 195d
Bruh a pint of blood a week is insane?
You would need 8 mormons to do that safely.
What do you even use it for? Communing with Joseph Smith?
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 24 pts · 195d
Could be this is intentionally written to be absurd to try to make other claims also seem less trustworthy. Could be metaphorical/euphemism.
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 195d
You think these people do anything safely?
They used Gmail for a pedo ring...
But yea wtf were they doing with it?
Maeve@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 195d
Doesn't matter when you're guaranteed immunity?
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 195d
Facts
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 195d
That was my first thought as well. This wouldn’t have been a small operation, others would necessarily have been involved. What did she do to convince them? Did she pose as a blood drive employee? Did she institute a blood bucket ritual? Did she bribe a blood bank? And who the fuck accepts a kiddie pool’s worth of blood from their gene stealer? This is such bizarre depravity all around.
Maeve@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 195d
People who want control and guaranteed silence and services.
murmelade@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 195d
And what service do you use? Just FedEx it?
geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 195d
Satanic pedo rituals probably.
Maeve@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 195d
I doubt these people believe in literal Satan; regardless of whatever names they use, they believe in actual money. So whether God, yhwh, Jesus, Allah, Satan, Babylon, Dagon (the miter that the pope* wears), Shiva, Kali , the names tell is what qualities they worship, in addition to money. But I'm just guessing.
jve@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
Oh the Antichrist is real alright.
And her name is… Greta Thunberg
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/10/peter-thiel-lectures-antichrist
4am@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 195d
Yeah I’m not convinced these kid fuckers were at all supernaturally inclined. Maybe to blackmail people? Like doing it for the photos?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 195d
https://www.thewrap.com/silicon-valley-fact-check-are-blood-boys-a-thing/
Maeve@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 195d
They do engage in rituals. Aleister Crowley was a British Parliamentarian, spy, Golden Dawn member, and ritualist. He spent his money and sanity in persuit of the lifestyle, and some remember him fondly, others not so much.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 195d
What does Crowley have to do with Epstein?
TIN@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 195d
Seems legit
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 194d
Definitely not blood libel
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 195d
What the fuck is the Great Work?
Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 195d
It's a common term to describe occult activities. She sounds like a crystal healing hippie tbf
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 195d
AFAIK not a normal mormon thing, but I've only studied the salt lake group. If anyone here has experience with a non brighamite sect they might know more
Edit just checked in with an online mormon community and they found a longer version of this showing JE supposedly met with the head of their church. Search the doj portal for EFTA02437604 at your peril, it's graphic
Guttural@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 195d
What about this is graphic? I'm confused.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d
it's a safe boilerplate warning
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
Maybe she's trying to become a perfect being?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnum_opus_(alchemy)
Maeve@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 195d
I imagine it's different for everyone, in the context of power players? World dominance?
Epic of Gilgamesh/Tanaka/OT looking more like an instructional manual/blueprint.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 195d
It's sad that I don't find this surprising at all
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 195d
It's just as valid as all the other Epstein things that don't specifically mention a President of the United States or someone called "Andrew".
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 194d
Dear baby Jesus, we are so far down this Trump/Epstein Rabbit Hole that I can't see anymore what is legit and what is not
This all sounds insane, but everything is insane now so this could potentially be completely true. Or it could be, you know, insane ramblings. Both are valid options.
I hate this timeline so much
So any sources on if this is true or false?
i_ben_fine@midwest.social · 4 pts · 194d
This is the fakest sounding shit every said.
Maeve@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 195d
I guess mental health issues come in handy, for the "right" people, if only for sick amusement?