It looks really classy, Steven.

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Overzeetop@kbin.social · 116 pts · 3y

It's not decorating. This is a 215SF studio in Brooklyn - that's the "parking included" feature of the listing. And he's paying an extra $1200 a month for the privilege.

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 74 pts · 3y (5 replies)

I definitely wouldn't feel like it's going to fall on me. Not at all.

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 43 pts · 3y

You sound just like his ex!

nogooduser@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I’m scared for the cat. He deserves whatever happens but the cat doesn’t.

Deiv@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 3y (1 reply)

How do you know the cat didn't hang the bike?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Lack of opposable thumbs. Plus he prefers Kawasaki bikes.

PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Command hooks never fail!

craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 43 pts · 3y

The legendary superbike of Damocles.

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Anyone willing to do this cannot have the intelligence to secure it properly.

Feel for the small animal on the couch looking back at it worryingly.

isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

The cat's looking forward FWIW

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Looks like a dog looking back

squiblet@kbin.social · 31 pts · 3y (7 replies)

Yeah, hanging up something weighing 2000 lbs over my couch is how I achieve relaxation and bliss.

RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y (3 replies)

That's more like the weight of a small car. The motorcycle probably weighs in the ballpark of 400-500 lbs.

Still far too much weight to hang from the (assuming) 2x4 wall studs behind the drywall there. Also probably quite a hassle to get down when you need to ride it and when you come back home to re-mount it on the wall.

Kecessa@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y

Tons of old Ducati super sport motorcycles end up as decorations that will never touch the street or track ever again because maintaining them makes no sense...

poppy@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

Wonder if it’s mostly been gutted and is literally just decoration.

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y

Yeah if you manage to get it hanging safely, how will it ever be anything else than decoration? It's not a 20 lbs racing bike.

For it to be usable you would need some mechanism to raise and lower it, and then the decoration aspect will go.

QuinceDaPence@kbin.social · 21 pts · 3y

It's a Ducati 912, it weighs 429lbs and that's on the heavy side of sport bikes.

Even the Boss Hoss which has a V8 from a Corvette is only 1100lbs.

TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y

Lmao 429lbs dry but close enough 🤷‍♂️

lemann@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 3y

I was scared about my projector dropping on my head, having a whole ass motorcycle there would put me off sitting on my couch entirely lmao

gaael@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 3y

That's a Darwin Award waiting to happen !

dotslashme@infosec.pub · 24 pts · 3y (5 replies)

You got to have some admiration for whoever screwed in the bolts that hold the bike up.

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 19 pts · 3y (3 replies)

And some trust

Wage_slave@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

This is how thoughts and prayers is supposed to work.

Now, let's see how this plays out.

JaN0h4ck@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Now, let's see how this prays out

FIFY

Wage_slave@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Holy shit that's genius. The coffee has been giggle dribbled down my chin.

supercriticalcheese@feddit.it · 1 pts · 3y

I first thought this must be a real to scale plastic model, but it looks real.

Hank@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Now the entire apartment smells like oil, gas and other carcinogenic chemicals.

coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y (1 reply)

“Essential oils”.

Hank@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y

They're not called aromatics for nothing.

BassaForte@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

As a gearhead myself, sounds good to me.

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 11 pts · 3y

Does he take it off the wall every morning to go to work

nixpa@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

totk zelda players be like:

teft@startrek.website · 7 pts · 3y

If it had Pamela Anderson painted on the side I would believe this is Jason Mendoza's bud hole.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

Wtf is it with lemmy users and taking things completely literal?

PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y

I like how the wheels spin when it’s mounted in the wall. Gotta go fast

doomkernel@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

But can you ride it though?

Kecessa@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Even if it wasn't on the wall, seeing how it's an old Ducati, no.

Edit for those who don't know: Maintenance on old Ducati, especially sports bikes with desmo engines, is a total pain in the ass and is so expensive that it just doesn't make sense to ride the bikes. Thousands of dollars every 10k km kind of expensive...